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haver-

A prefix usable with almost any word in the English language, used to associate and/or personalize said word with Haverford College near Philadelphia. A byproduct of using the haver- prefix is that any word it is used with instantly becomes much cooler than it was before.

haver- is the coolest prefix ever.

Havergirls and haverguys are so nice to each other, nobody haverpunches or haverinsults anyone thanks to the Havercode!

1: Haverfood just isn't cutting it...you want to take a haverwalk down to the IHOP?
2: Nah, let's just take the haverbus to Bryn Mawr and eat their food since it's so much better than our haverfood.

That haverparty was haverawesome!

I heard Stephen Colbert's in Haverdelphia this week.

All the 2012 admitted students love our haverchats way too much.

by "Bear" April 17, 2008


Haver

To put forth no effort when you assure people that something will get done; failing miserably when people are (inexplicably) depending on you

Scott: "Hey V, did you install those lab stats on all those things over there and this and that?"

Vitaliy: "No, sorry Scott. I totally Havered it.

by mmmmmhmmmmm June 21, 2011


Haver

one who doesn't believe in poverty or failure, one who's always positive.

Don't think less of him, he's a Haver!

by Factorial5 February 05, 2020


Wife Haver

People that have wives

Phil: I'm so sad
Wilbur: Well You're the one that had a wife
Tommy: Yeah! Wife Haver

by Womnx February 03, 2021


sex haver

One who commits regular sexual acts, including but not limited to the actual act of sexual intercourse.

Tyler's been hanging out with this girl lately, he's been ditching his friends and playing video games less often. He's become a filthy sex haver

by Trippisk December 07, 2016


hole-haver

Someone who likes to have all their holes filled all the time.

Syn: Slut, Whore, Liar, Fat, Bitch, Witch (Apparently?), etc.

Lauren is a hole-haver.

by WackyTheWalrus May 26, 2017


wife haver

someone who used to have a wife why did u even look this up lmao

Friend: I know you were cheating on my girl.
Me: What do you mean?
Friend: Don't use your tricks on me, wife haver. I know that you broke up with that other girl and started eyeing on mine.
Me: Dang, how did you know?

by KillstreakCuber February 02, 2021