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Short form of hawk tuah, as a very
Aye me and the guys tryna get some hawkie tonight
Dodgy. Suspect. Someone acting weird and you're not sure why, so you use the word Hawky so you don't sound lame.
E.g. Someone hiding their phone when texting is hawky behaviour
The person is generally know as a Hawksman.
Doing a hawky is when you go to fart but shit yourself at work. It makes a wet spot in that area, but you continue to work your shift anyway.
The name comes from the sound of the aggressive shart.
I was out doing my deliveries today when I did a hawky. Luckily, I had an extra pair of shorts.
Examples of a questionnaire from an employer about a hawky
When in a warehouse and you Hawky yourself...
Do you
A) Take off your shitty pants and spin around over your head, whooping like a cowboy.
B) Keep working anyway, so as not to miss your target hour and feel the drip drop down your legs.
C) Pull your pants down and scooch walk, so you can hawky outwards on the sides of the aisle.