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A tool originally used to whip up warm, thick sticky batter.
The batter would then be spread all over the warm cake.
A Haymaker is essential in making the cakes pulsate and drip hot, juicy golden syrup. The Haymaker makes them soft... moist... and rich.
The Haymaker was originally 12 foot long, but it was found that this destroyed the cakes, and there was much complaining from the womenfolk about the length and girth... It is now a foot long baking tool, still able to dig deep into the center of the cake... to hit that Golden spot.
1.That Haymaker is covered in my golden syrup.
2.Can I lick the cream off your Haymaker?
3.Haymakers are what make a cake lickable.
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a politically correct way to say queer
That Ian sure does like the haymakers
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What uncle will do to you... If you ask nicely... or are just a hot lady who bends over.
Damn! I can't walk straight. Uncle got me with a Haymaker lastnight... I think I need a wheelchair.
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Similar to the Kentucky lawnmower. The Virginia haymaker is were a man is on all fours on shag carpet about to take a strap on to the rectum. When she enters she knocks his hands down so he is face first on the carpet then is fucked across the floor giving him rugburn on his face
She gave me a Virginia haymaker last night that I was not ready for now my face hurts
A London Based Underground Rock Band.. Forcing their way into the ring of fire.
Haymaker Reign Song's include: BrainChild, Parade & Symbiosis.
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When you're having vaginal or anal sex with your partner in the full nelson position, and right before you're gonna bust a nut, deliver a single, powerful thrust that launches them in mid-air and as they're coming back down, proceed to deck them right in the kisser.
My wife and I recently divorced because I decided to treat her to something special in the bedroom one night, and in the heat of the moment right when I was about to nut, I delivered the Harlem Haymaker hard enough that, not only did she clench like a vice grip, but also went into a 2-year coma.
The act of punching a woman in the crotch as hard as possible, sometimes because she was being a douche. This is known to cause autism in babies. can also be used as an instant contraceptive.
Brittany was being a douche so i gave her a Haymaker To The Babymaker
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