To bad he died

When nobody gives an actual fuck about you:)

Kimberly: nice dog.

Tailon: to bad he died..

Kimberly: oh..

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and a week later he died

Similar to 'and then I found five dollars', but with more emphasis on how the story was not spicy enough, or needed that extra bit of oomph. Originates from an English exam produced by CS Enterprises.

CS: After seeing his father in hospital, the man went home. And a week later he died.

JH: Damn.

CS: Yeah, I know. Shurikan!!!!!

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He who dies with the most toilet paper...wins!

THE signature tag line for the early 2020's COVID-19 crisis referencing a similar, but definitely more exiting motto from the 1980's.

WTF!? Who ever said that the corona virus made people shit extra; and there's absolutely no way ANYONE can go through that many shitter-rolls in a 2 week quarantine. I guess, He who dies with the most toilet paper...wins!

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Fuck you fucking fucker who fucks your fucking fuckhole father that fucking fucks fuckass whores through their fucking fuckholes then fucks himself til he fucking dies of fucking aids and fucking falls into the fucking fuckhole to fucking hell while your

what you say to someone who has offended you without having to worry about a comeback because they'll be to confused to respond. i swear its a complete and real sentance. note that the word above is shrtened and cutoff. full length above.

Person: "Poser!"
Emo Kid: "Fuck you fucking fucker who fucks your fucking fuckhole father that fucking fucks fuckass whores through their fucking fuckholes then fucks himself til he fucking dies of fucking aids and fucking falls into the fucking fuckhole to fucking hell while your fucking mother get fucking fucked by fucking fuckholes who fuck fucking fuckers like your fucking self and motherfuckers like themselves so they can fucking live without fucking having to fucking pay fuckass whores like your sister who used to fuck the fucking fuckholes that fucked your motherfucking mother who fucked lots of fucking men that weren't your fucking father on her fucking business trips she fucking set up to fucking get away from your fucking fugly face."

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when he dies!

"when he dies!"is a phrase to say when you just feel like it.maybe your watching a movie and see a guy that you don't like"when he dies!"maybe you see a person that looks beaten up"when he dies!"this.is.my.quote.alex.

Gwen as you should know sussy baka~

"man i hate that guy"WHEN HE DIES!"
"he looks rough"WHEN HE DIES!"