bread head

Someone who is a big fan of children's singer/songwriter, Bread Harrity.

"We're huge Bread heads, we go to all the Bread Harrity concerts."

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Bread Head

When oral sex is given to an individual who is currently working.

Rodrick: Did you see that hoe, Martha, who was giving Bread Head to Jerry.

Greg: I mean at least he was making money and receiving a nice deed.

Rodrick: I’m so high right now and imagine Martha’s phat ass naked.

Greg: I know! I would receive any and all action I possibly could from her and her massive tits.

bread head

when a man's hair is too long on top and it rises like fresh baked bread.

Did you see Joe's hair today? yeah, he's got bread head.

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Bread Head

Getting a blowjob or head at or near a restaurant or a building that serves food to customers.

Jack: So are you going to do anything with her at or after getting food?
Mack: Yeah, she’s going to give me bread head.

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head on the bread

A sexual game where a group of men gather around a piece of bread and ejaculate onto it. The last man to ejaculate then has to eat the bread.

Never, never play head on the bread.

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Loaf of Bread Head

Someone with a large, over proportioned forehead, making their tall head look like a loaf of bread. Short hair or a receding hairline can make this look worse. Shortened to LOBH.

For example Ant Mcpartlin has a Loaf of Bread Head. "look at Laurence's head, its so big" "your'e right, it kinda looks like a Loaf of Bread" "yeh, he's got a LOBH"

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banana bread head

When the banana bread is just so gooey that you put it in your mouth and suck a fat cock

“Man Taylor gives the best banana bread head”