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when somebody's confused, confuckinfuzzled and is tryin their hardest to think, like when u get a stupid equation that makes no sense in 4th grade at school, the sort that mashes yer brain up so.. its a headfuck
a: " my mum, sed that her mum, didnt like his mum, coz her mum,told mr beaken that his, mum didnt like my mum, coz i told mr beaken that i liked greenhippo's so he told mrs beaken who's her mum....."
b: " wow headfuck!!!slow down blondie, say again"
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v: When one sticks their head inside a woman's vagina (similar to fistfuck, only with one's head)
"That Liza has such a huge pussy that I could probably headfuck that bitch."
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The feeling of the world swimming before you, usually after consuming large amounts of alcohol.
Dude, I have such a headfuck from last night!
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V. When a male sits on the females shoulders and thrusts the erect penis very hard against the back of the females head and also when the male slides the erect penis all over the top of the girls head.
"He sat on her shoulders, and got to Headfuck her with his erect penis against the back of her head very hard and fast till he came all over the top of her head."
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A person who is dumb, not cool, fat, gay, bi sexual, sketch asexual, Adam Lambert, Clay Aiken, Knickelback, Thomas Swartz, Every Member of Hinder and Buckcherry, Ben Rothlesberger, Etc.. Etc..
If you're in traffic yell out your window "Move it HEADFUCK!!!" with a slightly German accent people will most likely move or try to fight you. Or you could be just walking down the road and scream "HEADFUCK HEADFUCK HEADFUCK" and people will believe you have tourettes.
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Korean Fuckhead is a procedure in which 2 individuals are having a race against each other on who will win first.
This consists of: a male and pineapple juice. There will be a female (or male) being the ‘object’ of this procedure, and he/she would be drinking the pineapple juice from a coconut shell while a male would be humping one side of their head (preferably the ear).
Now this is how the race is set up:
The female (or male) would be getting their ‘head fucked’ while they are drinking the juice from the coconut shell as fast as they could. The male would, of course, be trying hard to cum inside the ear or all over the head.
In conclusion, whoever wins (cums first or drinks the juice first) will have a reward.
For the female (or male): the male has to put the coconut shell up his anus for a full 60 seconds.
For the male: the female would have to pour the ‘cum’ solution out of her ear and drink it from the coconut shell, while the male uses a dildo on her other ear at the same time.
Note: When the male is almost about to climax before the female (or male) has finished, he must say 'The mitochondria is the power house of the cell.'
If it's a tie then they should both say 'I Love you,' to each other then make out.
If the ears flushed red on the female, the male has dominance over her for the rest of the night, if not, then the female has dominance over the male.
Caution: This act is illegal unless it's done on the 24th of March, from 2-3 A.M. in a forest.
Fun fact: Korean headfuck is called "Korean" because of the fact that according to research, people in Korea have the smallest penises
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