Hedge

"That one kid who annoys you"

Stop clicking your pen in class, you are such a hedge.

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Hedged

Getting too drunk that your body cannot function correctly, equivalent to falling drunkenly in a hedge.

“What you doing tonight then”
“Few mates coming round, were all getting hedged”
“Sweet”

Hedging

State-backed hate edging to a controversial person as they suffer life destroying or reputation ending results. Hate edging is a long term practice, and is often increased extreme posting that over time produces the Hedged result.

The hate posting about Kyle Rittenhouse going to prison continued long after he was acquitted. Showing that many were simply hedging to the idea of him going to prison instead of actively seeking justice.

Hedged

verb. 'To Hedge' - to move as if making one's way through a hedge, parting branches and stopping occasionally to disentangle foliage from one's toupé. Must include suitable arm motions.

Frank Bryce hedged his way across the dance floor like a proper hedger.

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Hedging

Within gaming, notably First Person Shooters (FPS), to end one's life using explosives in a sacrificial yet joyful manner. And example of this is running up to an enemy and throw an explosive at both of your feet. The resulting explosion kills you both.

The original origin of the term comes from the novel series "Malazan Book of the Fallen" by Steven Erikson. Within the story, one of the sappers (or combat engineer) uses a 'cusser', which is an extremely explosive alchemical clay ball to save his squad and kill an enemy demon by running up to it and throwing it at the ground.

The act is only half of the process. One must be excited, or jubilant, possibly uttering a celebratory cry of triumph.

-"My strategy is simply to run in and hedge like a madman"

-"The guy suddenly ran at me and hedged us both to smitherines"

-"What the crap, who's the hedger?"

-"Thats it, I'm hedging!"

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hedge

n. 'hej. A Schuylkill County term for cannabis or marijuana.

Yo bott, you wanna go up da' party spot in da' woods later drink some yuengs and smoke some hedge?

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hedging

Description of a hedge monkey/hedger in full flow! Normally describes an action slap bang between dancing, stumbling and falling.

"Man....there were so many crusties hedging round at that free party, I felt like the only person there who wasn't completely ketted up!"

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