I need to be held

Term used to describe how a lot of us feel when confronted with the joys of daily life.

Time to go to work - I need to be held

I have a cold - I need to be held

My house fell over - I really need to be held.

I need to be held is also a very effective way of hurting someone (if you are that way inclined (Refer: Bogan or Succubus):
"I need to be held, but not by you"
Trust me, it doesnt feel good

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Hands Held High

A song by Fort Minor of Linkin park that expresses the true meaning behind the "war." Mike uses the first admendment fully in writing this song. The words are too deep for most people to understand because this song requires an IQ to understand.

"Dude have you heard that song on Linkin Parks' new album that talks about the war??"
"You mean Hands Held High?"
"I don't know, there were a lot of big words and I don't follow anything on the news..."
"Yea, thats Hands Held high, Stop breathing my air."

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Hand-held wank

A hand-held wank is were someone looks at porn on a hand-held device such as ''mobile phone'' or ''I pod/ I phone'' and then pleasures themself to it.

Jim: Hey Jack how come you got so much porn on your iphone?

Jack: No reason

Barry: I bet its because he likes to use it for Hand-held wanks

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held a gun in church

While in church, giving a person next to you a hand job under a blanket. Does not have to be a BF, bonus points if you're gay and even more bonus points if you're black.

Brandon held a gun in church with Damarcus on Sunday. What a sloppy mess.

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hand held game

Another euphemism for masturbation.

He's got game - a hand held game, that is.

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hand-held darkness eliminator

An awesomely descriptive name for a flashlight (or torch if you hail outside the United States).

Peter: Hey Steve, would you be so kind as to let me borrow your flashlight?

Steve: Oh, you mean my hand-held darkness eliminator? You can on the condition that you swear to guard and protect it with your life, for its powers are unmeasurable and should not be toyed with by mere mortals!

Peter: So. . . does that mean it's like solar powered or something?

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You ever held a thousand dollars ?

Verbal : What you tell a bitch that’s acting too good too fuck, but you know she wants to fuck, and you trynna fuck, so you bring up money.

Bitch have you ever held a thousand dollars ?