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a chant that Scottish people will get angry about if you say it as an american because they're petty about an order of words
"hwfg (here we fucking go) is a Scottish thing and a Scottish thing only, dinny be a wee alfie deyes. go find your own chant fuck ups." -angry twitter user @tyierjoepsh
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used in a super obvious question as a reply that involves why your here.
your at a pizza place and the guy asks
pizza guy: are you here to buy some pizza
you: well im not here to fuck spiders
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A sarcastic term used by Australians as reply to a question with an obvious answer.
Your mum's friend: What are you doing in Woolies? Grocery shopping?
Your mum: Well, I ain't here to fuck spiders!
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A metaphor for not having sex with a skinny girl.
Generally used in a sentence to declare ones love for big booty bitches and nothing else.
1. "Look at that girl, she is thicc"
"Well I'm not here to fuck spiders"
2 " We're not fucking spiders in 2019, big booty bitches only.
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What you tell your bitch to do in the bedroom
She undressed like a stripper in front of me I couldn't stop these words
“Come here baby Let me fuck that tight pussy”
She responded almost instantly saying
“Lick it up daddy”
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Australian way of saying “Well no shit”
*at the pub*
Person 1:“wanna grab a drink?”
Person 2: “well we’re not here to fuck spiders”
“Fuck Spiders” Originally refers to (during boredom) putting all finger tips together and bouncing palms in and out. Which can look like two spiders fucking.
“Are we getting the job done?”
“Yeah, we’re not here to fuck spiders”