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To be in love with some one of the same sex with out being gay or bi sexual.
To love or lust after someone without sexual attration
Russ and Tom are such good friends I think they are hetro-gay.
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HETRO-BOY:
Someone who acts cocky, is always cracking jokes at people at the most inapropriet times, random, openly talks about their personal life to others, and usually if you are trying to be serious with a hetro-boy they will laugh at you and go on a whole different subject.
" I can't believe he broke up with me!"
sniff...sniff
(HETRO-BOY):"Ha Ha, He never like you anyway, I don't know how anyone could
cause you're so ugly! HA HA!!"
HB:" Do you wanna know how many chicks I've slept with in the past few hours? he he..."
HB:" HA HA, SHUT UP, nobody likes you anyway, ha ha
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A very close female friend of a female. It is the female version of a bromance.
Sara: What are you doing this weekend?
Amanda: I am going out with my hetro-wife.
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When a heterosexual guy has one exception to the straight rule: Harry Styles
Peter: yes I am totally straight, but I would so let Harry Styles do me any day, I am so Hetro-Harrysexual
John: Guys don’t do it for me but I would so lick Harry Styles from head to toe, I definitely identify as Hetro-Harrysexual
When a gay person hooks up with a straight person they become a hetro-bender.
Girl 1: Did you see Sweeny hooked up with a straight girl at the club last night?
Girl 2: Yes. She loves being a hetro-bender doesnt she.