Hibernator

A person who sleeps a lot without any proper sleep cycle.

Tom is a hibernator, who sleeps so much?

hibernate

when a huge bear like human sleeps for 19 consecutive hours

when gabe hibernates its like he's in a coma

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Hibernation

When bears go night night

Bear: ima go to hibernation See ya

hibernate

A) antiquated definition: what animals do in order to survive winter

B) modern definition: to hook up with a winter fuckbuddy on Craigslist.

C) very offensive: what people suffering from seasonal mood disorder should do.

I so need to hibernate definition b) this winter.

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hibernate

to breathe peacefully safe in the knowledge of the beautiful unknown

Tru: "I miss the times when i could hibernate in your room without disturbance."

Hibernating

When you want to hint at sleeping with someone without being explicit.

"Nicole suggested that we could spend the storm... hibernating."
"Hey Waverly, I heard the rain was going to be torrential this weekend? How would you feel about hibernating at my place? ;)"

Hibernation

Drinking so much that you wake in another era

Bro Jesus handed me some wine and the shit put me in fucking hibernation mode

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