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This is a small agricultural town based on corn and small community events, the staff at each school are sexist prices of sh!t and are out to make the students fail, Mrs.McCauley is the main cause of issues as of recently, framing students
Hinckley illinois is a huge hick town full of druggies and we are proud to be who we are
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State of being arrogant or expressing any other unfriendly state of mind. A play on the similarity of Hinckley to a random adjective and Schmidt to shit. Hinckley and Schmidt was a bottled water service company that has changed names to Hinckley Springs.
"Why you gotta get all Hinckley and Schmidt"
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Hinckley hot tub. A standard hot tub, periodically topped up by sweat and piss generated by own-brand supermarket lager.
A favourite leisure activity some parts of Leicestershire.
I can't be bothered to get out of the hot tub for a piss.
Never mind mate, do it in the tub we're all friends! Make it a Hinckley hot tub.
The Hinckley Ski Mask Man is a common sight to see at any of Hinckley's events. Whether it be a local run or many of Hinckley's food festivals you can always count on seeing this rare specimen wandering the area. The main way to know if you are in the presence of The Hinckley Ski Mask Man is from his impressive scent of drugs and other illegal substances. A few other ways to recognise this unusual individual is from the trail of vape fumes coming from behind him or his well know ski mask and goggles. You may also be lucky enough to see this mysterious man riding (or attempting to ride) his bike around Hinckley and has even been seen venturing out into the wilderness of East Hinckley (Or Burbage as it is also known by the residents). The most recent sightings of The Hinckley Ski Mask Man have been at the annual Christmas Fun Run where he had a spectacular run including throwing up half way up castle street and with a run like Officer Earl from that one meatball show he finished by collapsing on the ground at the end. After all this, and receiving his well deserved bag of sweets (which he was disappointed to find were not laced with fentanyl) he disappeared again and yet to be seen out in the streets of Hinckley. Be sure to look out for for this guy at the next Hinckley event but keep your distance as no one knows what is stored within his pockets.
*friend 1 and 2 walking through Hinckley food festival*
Friend 1 *points* "Is that who I think it is?"
Friend 2 "Yeah, is that The Hinckley Ski Mask Man?"
Friend 1 "I think so, we should stay away from him"
Friend 2 "Yeah man, he's a bit dodgy"