Drop a load and hit the road

Verb: The action of secreting your shit under one's vehicle tire in hope that they will eventually drive over it while you run away.

"Holy shit man, you're friggen relentless!"

"I know man, I just had to drop a load and hit the road."

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blow your load and hit the road

An expression that resembles "one night stand". It is when a gentleman has completed the ejaculating process on the female counterpart after sexual activity. Then immediately takes off into the night without a trace.

Dude all you have to do is blow your load and hit the road and she'll never call back again.

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Shoot my load and hit the road

When you bust a nut in a meat bag/female and pull the move that my dad did, also know as squirt and skirt.

Dude: What happened with you and Lisa last night
Dude 2: I shoot my load and hit the road
Dude: ok, cool. Wanna play modern warfare

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when the scot hits the road

car accident in Edinburgh

when the scot hits the road ambulances come speeding