Hobby

An activity that require to spend lots of money you don't have to do things you don't need to do.

HAM: Dude, check this brand new multi-band transceiver I've got. I've paid just $999 for it! Isn't that great?
non-HAM: Man, what for?!
HAM: well... you know... it's my hobby, duh.

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Hobbie

A god in his own rights, owns everyone.

IE: Hobbie says ' <3'

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Hobby

An activity you perform which is not working or sleeping.

"Do you have a hobby, Jane?"

"I enjoy painting Russian dolls and dissolving cadavers in my basement."

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The Hobby

Habit of searching escort websites for girls and looking for specific age ranges, body sizes, age ranges, services offered or ethnicities.

I thought I"d given up on the hobby now that I'm no longer single, but I found myself carrying out an incognito search for 20 year old slim Latinas the other day!

Hobby

A random thing that you do in your spare time and it has nothing to do with the rest of your life.

Something that is senseless.

A thing that nobody except for you gives a shit about.

Jimmy's hobby is to collect stamps.
Yeah you guessed it he's a fag.

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hobbies

Short for hoes and bitches.

My hobbies are expensive but keep them 'round.

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Hobby

Something you searched on here because you need to get one.

Bro I searched up what hobby means on urban dictionary and I don't even know why
Because you need one, bro

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