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Hobnob

Like a Hobgoblin is a part-goblin, the word hobnob can be used as a noun to describe someone who is a bit of a knob. It is a playful term as it is not as bad as being a full knob.

Can also be spelt as hobknob.

"Mate, you're a bit of a hobnob."

by The Majestic Menice April 8, 2010

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Hobnobbing

A sexual practice where by a male makes a hole in a buscuit (usually a hobnob) inserts his penis through the hole and proceeds to have sex with a partner, causing the buscuit to crumble; both partners then eat the crumbs of biscuit off the others genitals.

Darling I'm feeling hungry and horny fancy a spot of hobnobbing?

by Fuck you that's who February 22, 2016

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hobnob

To suck dick, give a blowjob

Laura hobnobbed me until I came in her mouth.

by Anonymous September 1, 2003

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hobnobing

doing something no one UNDERSTANDS.

"Dude you are so hobnobing it."

by Your worst nightmare (mushu) March 4, 2012

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Hobnob knobjob

When a bird chews up a hobnob biscuit and gives you a blowie with the bits still in her mouth.

Mate, Michelle gave me the most wicked hobnob knobjob last night

by StickySteve87 June 4, 2021

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HobNob

The average old white man who touches himself until he hardens at the sight of a young females toes preferably painted black, blue or red.

Your father is secretly a hobnob

by daveboy635 March 7, 2017

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Dusty Hobnob

The act of dunking your balls in a burning hot mug of tea, usually accidentally, sitting on a friends sofa, in trackies.

Oh no I gave myself a dusty hobnob! It burns!

by acme15 October 29, 2019