hodge

to make an ass of someone, clown on them (esp. from a teacher)

Shit son he was hodgein on yo bitch ass today in class

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hodge

Noun; A Penis in its normal un erected stage.

" Dude, I got my Hodge S(ed) last night.

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hodge

(adj)

one who is mentally incapable of being big brain. They also think that they are a very good musician by playing Micheal Jackson. They are an extreme try hard and constantly brag about their “skills” to middle schoolers.

God Elye why are you such a hodge?!

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hodge

a crazy growth in the groinal area first seen by colonal jaspal in the korean war

i have this crazy hodge growing on my balls

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hodge

shortened version of Hodgenville, birthplace of the late Abraham Lincoln. Used to transition to a different subject in conversation.

chico: do you want to be my girlfriend?
chica: hmm hodge, please?

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Hodging

When a person denies or ignores incidences of racism and instead choses to focus on obfuscation or attacking those who call out racism.

Instead of criticising the racist comments that were made, he was hodging by attacking the accuracy of some peripheral facts.

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Hodges

Doing the complete opposite of what your told

You can't bring anybody to my party ok. Ok. turns up with 15 friends. Jesus Christ you've done a Hodges

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