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Hogtied is an adjective for the absolute hottest piece of ass that you've ever dated in your entire life.
Jim: "Oh man! You actually dated HER??"
Bob: "Hells ya! She got me completely hogtied. She is by far the HOttest Girl That I've Ever Dated...or who's played with my balls."
"Ya, that girl had me completely Hogtied...She had my balls in a vice for 2 years."
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The crowd’s increasingly loud chant whenever Attorney General William Barr opens his mouth in public.
This lying pig faced fuck deserves to hear, “hogtie this fucker!” wherever he goes.
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When you’re straddling your partner on top with both legs, holding down their arms and shoot a load on their upper lip.
Becky: He was fucking me in missionary and just before he came he jump on top of me, pinned my arms to my side, and shot his load on my upper lip!
Karen: You got a hitler hogtie, girl!
A sexual act in which a man chases his wife or girlfriend around the bedroom and tackles her, after which he ties her up using nothing but his penis. Do not attempt unless your penis is at least 10 feet long.
Derek is the only guy I know who can pull off the Portuguese Hogtie, his dick is 13 feet long.
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A sexual act which involves a man chasing his wife or girlfriend around the bedroom and tackling her, after which he ties her up using nothing but his penis. This should not be attempted if your penis is less than 10 feet long.
Derek is one only guy I know who can pull off the Portuguese Hogtie, his cock is 15 feet long.
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The South Korean Hog-Tied Hoedown was a punishment used by the US army during nam to punish foul mouthed soldiers. The punishment involved hog-tying the victim and forcing them to drink 5lbs of South Korean hooker ejaculate while getting anally raped by every commanding officer. This punishment was designed to make the victims mouth and soul as dirty as the words they were using. Most people who have gone through this have never spoken again
Hey Jerry, why has Chris been so silent lately ? Oh, that's because the corporal gave him a South Korean Hogtied Hoedown, he hasn't been the same since.
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The process of fucking your cousin (with your dad) in a shed, with a blindfold on your dick and riding a tractor upside down and singing Yankee Doodle dandy. Your cousin has to be tied sideways to the wall, or it is illegal.
Bill is doing a Backwood 90 degree sideways hogtie piledriver right now.
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