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Very 2020, it's a look.
Jessica was happy with her homemade haircut. Even if it looked a bit ... ummm ... uneven, it had been given with love.
Sandra Lee claims that she created this concept that, despite being sound in theory, is ruined and food-RAPED by Aunt Sandy's hideous execution. Using 70% store-bought products (pre-packaged food hight in preservatives sodium and high fructose corn syrup) and 30% fresh (mainly a few veggies, fruits and herbs, thrown together haphazardly). The end result is usually laughably overtly salty, sugary and inedible. Por ejemplo, see Kwanzaa Cake.
Sandra Lee: Hi, I'm Sandra Lee and welcome to Semi-Homemade. I've been cooking and entertaining for YEARS. Today we are going to make a hamburger using burgers purchased from a fast-food joint and doctored up with lettuce, tomatoes and pre-shredded cheese. Keep it sweet, keep it simple, and keep it semi-homemade.
Tarqueesha, watching from home on her flatscreen: Bitch is FAKE, WORD. Tomato soup in lasagna? My Eyetalian dawta-in-law would totally cut this bitch.
Malik (Tarqueesha's second husband): Word, yo? Tangie would hurt this fake white bitch wif her non-cookin' self.
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A person, by and large, who was raised, usually by their Mom and Pops or other legitimate parental figure, in the dirty dirty (not necessarily the South) and was brought up to take care of their own mutha fuckin business without the help of or mooching off of others.
Tom: It seems that Dan's work ethic has always been top notch, don't you agree?
James: Why yes, Tom. Dan, the homemade nigga that he is, has always taken care of his shit.
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when you take your own dick and insert it into your own ass as best as possible
I caught John making a homemade hotdog, thats fucked up!
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When a man has an orgasm inside a partner, then doesn't withdraw until his penis is flaccid.
Girl 1: He fell asleep inside me. It was so sweet!
Girl 2: Ew! There's nothing sweet about a homemade pickle!
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used to denote an unnattractive look or person, used especially in regard to tardy drag queens.
"We went to Jenna St. James' show last night"
"OOh! How did she look?!"
"Ugh! Trust, she looked like homemade sin!"
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