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Hookah

(n.) Arab water pipe that has been perverted by stupid-ass American teens who think they're cool when they post Facebook pictures of them smoking it or who are under the delusion that hookah pipes are "safer" than cigarettes. Lol.

Hey Mike, my doctor just told me I have aggressive small-cell lung cancer because I was a dipshit and smoked hookah!

Oh shit, Alex! That sucks balls!

Yeah, it sure does! Man, I wish I hadn't been so fucking stupid!

Yep, that was pretty fucking dumb of you, Alex. You definitely deserve to die.

by Perpetualbeastmode February 27, 2009

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Hookah

Another word to call your friends that are girls

Hey hookahs how’s it hanging

by Hi Hoomans! July 7, 2019

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hookah

Hookah, also called a waterpipe was first made in Iran out of a coconut, later the arabs spread it.
hookah is a single or multi-stemmed (often glass-based) water pipe device for smoking. A hookah operates by water filtration and indirect heat. It can be used for smoking herbal fruits, there are alot of diffrent flavors.

Today's media sometimes suggests that hookah can be a more health threatening activity than smoking cigarettes, but itΒ΄s unclear if that is the case, however there are tobacco free flavors for hookah, but unfortunately the smoke then becomes less thick, and doesnt tast as good.

Alot of people think of drugs when the hear hookah because many people add marijuana.

- So did you smoke some hookah last night?
- Yeeeah but it didnt taste great..
- why not?
- coz we used some shitty flavour without tobacco

by HeWhoUsesDrugs March 24, 2008

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Hookah

A water pipe used for "smoking" shisha. Comes in various sizes, and is believed to originate in Turkey. A great party item and for those wishing to chill out.
It's debatable if it's as harmful as cigarettes.
If a health nut/vegetarian who lives off tofu and kale eats peanut butter, it probably won't be that great for them. But for a fat guy who lives off McDonald's and junk food, peanut butter is a better choice. Same basic principal.

90 year old Arabians who have smoked Hookah their whole lives are still just as healthy.

by maxamooray March 1, 2014

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Hookah

Ebonics for hooker.

How much fo dat hookah?

by jipc June 11, 2019

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hookah

hookah a pipe developed by the Arabs used to smoke flavored tobaco. A lot safer then fags, it contains .07% tar. Often used as bong

Damnit Gabe, pass the hookah man.

by gulu October 19, 2004

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hookah

a middle eastern water pipe. smoked with ONLY shisha (flavoured tobacco with molasses) NEVER used for marijuana. some pipes are made especially for hash and opiates, though.

'I was thinking about having a party this weekend. Bring your hookah, i got some dank fucking weed!

'Ill bring the hookah, but no ganja is touching my pipe. I dont care how heddy your nuggetts are!'

by Renass November 22, 2005

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