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hoon

to do unlawful acts wile in control of a vehicle.

we are goin' for a oon you wana come too.

by derek February 23, 2005


hoon

To ride one's motorcycle either alone or in a group. Can be determined and high speed, or just out for a Sunday run.

1: "Good hoon?" "Yeah, lamped it down the A13 at 130mph!"
2: "We're off for a hoon at the weekend - probably going to take in some Oxfordshire twisties, maybe stop for lunch if we find a nice pub".

by Norm September 08, 2003


hoon

(noun) a term used to describe marijuana

Do you have any hoon?, Let's blow some hoon., Where's the hoon?

by PatchisLive November 28, 2007


hoon

ye who creates donutes with automobiles or boats

look at that fucking hoon in the water

by casey September 08, 2003


hoon

any sexual organ or act not referred to in insult or used as an insult

"that dog is hooning that man's leg" or "that girl has very nice hoons" or "i hooned all over my new pants" but not "hoon you motherhooner!" or any such expletive context.

by Henson September 20, 2005


hoon

A very attractive person, derived from the process of pointing and going, "Hot Or Not?". This has been shortened to the question, "Hoon?" through which the noun "Hoon" has arrived as simply denoting a right fittie.

Girl 1: What about him?
Girl 2: OMG, total hoon!

by loony_daydreams July 24, 2008


hoon

An American slang referencing an attractive woman or one that would warrant a shag under any circumstances.

Did you see that hoon?

I love hoons!

by Hoon Hitter September 27, 2007