Shortened slang for two American favorites: Hotdogs and Hamburgers. I first heard this term from my younger brother (though I am sure it existed beforehand)and it cracked me up. It proves useful as a drunken exclaimation or for when extreme oral laziness takes over.
Mark: C'mon dude we gotta get beer and fire up the grill!
Julie: What are we eating?
Mark: Hots 'N Hams
Julie: You mean hotdogs and ha-
Mark: HOTS 'N HAMS!! That's what I said woman! HOTS 'N HAMS! and BEER!
The simple act of peeing on luscious ass.
Guy A: What's it called when you pee on a girl's ass?
Guy B: In the butthole?
Buy A: No, dude, just on the cheeks.
Guy B: Oh. That's Hot Honey Ham.
a word used in expression to very rank smells
damn, it smells like hot ass and ham in here!
When the expected outcome is not the presumed result.
The met gala was hot dog no ham!
An exceptional gluteus maximus.
Man that personal trainer has some hot hams.