Hot Sock of Shit

A sock containing typically warm fiecies in a good quantity, potentially even steaming and when this could precede the statement.

They look like they would benefit from a slap round the face with a Hot Sock of Shit.

Would you like a slap round the face with a Steaming Hot Sock of Shit.

red hot pink sock

When you spread the sweet sweet asshole of your significant other and strictly use Frank's Red Hot Sauce as lubrication.

He used so much franks on me last night and gave me the spiciest red hot pink sock; not counting the yeast infection, i'm gonna be hurting for a week!

Hot Dog Sock

A weird way to say condom.
To use a sock to cover the ejac when masturbating.

"Hold on Jenny, I need my Hot Dog Sock."

"I'm about to blow, better grab the Hot Dog Sock."