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step 1: wrap your face with saran wrap
step 2: have someone take a dump on it
step 3: enjoy the steamy sensation
That was an awesome texas hot plate
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A specific sex move originating from a deleted scene involving Ryan Reynolds. The "Texas Hot Clap" is a maneuver in which one spanks the other's ass with a warm iron. Slathering substances on the iron prior to performing the clap has added significant sexual tension.
Anna: My signature sex move is the texas hot clap!
Sam: I'm filing for divorce.
When a women shits on a mans chest.
The kinky motherfucker asked the girl for a texas hot one
when a guy gets a blowjob by someone with tobasco in their mouth, then fucks that person up the ass.
"Man, my ass hurts- Bob gave me a Texas Hot Stick last night."
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This is when a rich texan oil baron demands his fiery oil drums be emptied all over some young ho..
"Hey baby come back to my place and let me pump empty my full oil drums and give you some oily texas hot love"
To which she replied. Why not cowboy! Yeee hah!
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When you stick your hand in a jar of jalapeno juice and begin to finger your girl friend
Yea man I gave my girl a Texas Hot Fry last night and she looked like spider man climbing the wall
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A girl or guy will ether step in shit or wipe her feet with shit and give a guy a foot job.
My ex just gave me a Texas hot dog.
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