piping hot air

The result of masturbating so many times that only hot air can come out of your urethra.

Dave: Did you see that fit bird on chaturbate the other day with the massive jugs

Steve: Yeah mate, I was bashing off so many times that I ended up piping hot air.

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piping hot laxative

Coffee, well known for its mysterious laxative properties

Hey, I'm a little constipated; would you mind picking me up a piping hot laxative at Starbucks?

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piping hot loaf

When two men take a crap on each other then put it in there mouths and savore the taste, or when have sex with black midgets and old ladys after going on a 3 hour "fishing" trip with pastor Bill

"Man that piping hot loaf you gave me was amazing, and it tasted so good
OR
"Father thats a fishing trip i will never forget"

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A piping hot cup of Joe

Hot sex with your plumber.

I'll take a piping hot cup of joe, (; maybe later you could....clean my pipes?

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