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hourglassing

A state in which a computer is "thinking" and is currently unresponsive. Not exactly frozen, hourglassing gives a potentially false sense of action on the part of the computer.

Most common on systems running various forms of the Windows operating system. I'm sure Mac/Linux GUI users have their own terms for it.

CSR: You'll have to bear with me a moment, my PC is hourglassing.
ME: Hourglassing, eh? Is that the technical term for it?

by Dan Hunke August 21, 2006

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hourglassing

The act of stuffing ones ass with as much sand as possible, squatting down and then letting the sand slowly pour out into another persons' gaping anus. If all the sand has been transferred, switch positions and repeat. Bonus points if you can get some consistency going e.g. switching every 10 minutes.

Alex: Bro, we really gotta start practising our hourglassing, our times are all over the place
Tim: I'm not your bro, fucker. Now hurry up with the sand.

by penis183 October 1, 2016

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Hourglassing

When you hold your dick so hard it looks like an hourglass.

That guy is really good at hourglassing

by Tonebear January 13, 2015

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Hourglass

An hourglass is a device used to measure the passage of time. It comprises two glass bulbs connected vertically by a narrow neck that allows a regulated flow of a substance from the upper bulb to the lower one.

He reached out to take the hourglass

by Hannah George June 8, 2020

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Go Hourglass

When a computer program becomes unresponsive and the cursor turns into an hourglass.

"Aw, man, I gotta restart my computer. It just went hourglass on me. I never had that program go hourglass on me before."

by Markvw59 December 16, 2009


Hourglass Figure

One of the four traditional body shapes described by the fashion industry. It is defined by a woman's body measurements-the circumference of the bust, waist and hips.

The hourglass figure is a rare figure. Not extremely rare but rare enough to not be too common. The most common body shape (what 90% of women have) is the rectangle figure, it is the most common and the pear figure-which is usually mistaken as an hourglass figure, is the second most common. The rectangular figure is 90% of women, the pear figure is at 25%, and the hourglass figure is 8%.

by CelticEagle February 21, 2019

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Hourglass Penis

A penis that is cold, but still hard. It causes the middle to become shriveled and small, but the blood flow stays in the head, causing a normal erection, which makes the penis the shape of an hourglass.

Jill: Holy crap! What's wrong with your dick?

John: Nothing. Just have a case of hourglass penis.

Jill: I've never seen anything like it!

John: What do you mean. It's cold, so I have a half-boner. I mean come on! Your blowing me on a ski lift!

by rogerthewhale November 7, 2010

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