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Male or female who guards someone's house and belongings. Usually they perform sexually acts as trade for payment. On call 24/7.
Hey, Johnny your house is pretty dirty. Lets find a house mouse to get this shit cleaned up.
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A house mouse is the one person in your household that everyone has a problem with. This person will not care about the problems and will continue doing them for gratification of being the house mouse. The house mouse does not get in trouble for the house mouse shenanigans.
Brother: why does she get to do that!
Mom: she’s not doing anything wrong!
House mouse: I love being the house mouse!
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The Walt Disney Dictatorship that will emerge in the year 2069 and control all world governments except for a few penguin insurgents in Antarctica.
Shh! The House of Mouse is listening in! Oh god, oh god we're already dead are we?
No, just you. *bang*
"Hot diggity dog!"
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This is a second rate lending institution like Household Finance or the Lending Tree. They approve people with sub level credit rating and charge very high interest rates. Many companies use these lenders to provide down payments for homes, cars or anything on terms when the customer has no cash. They approve the purchaser's loan the day of the main loan. This keeps them off the credit search so it will not affect their rating from the 3 credit reporting agencies.
"Bob needs 20% down on the loan to get approval so you will have to take him to the mouse house to get him "dipped".
" This guy wants the car but he is upside down on his trade and so we need to mouse house him to show equity for the loan."
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local slang term for the Disney World Resort in Orlando.
Damn I gotta go home and get some sleep. I got to go to work at the Mouse House tomorrow!
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When youre so fucked up, those are the only words you can think of.
Man!!! Im soo fucked up!! im housed as a mouse!
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