Haggett Household

noun
Definition - The household of legends, typically consisting of an angry lesbian mom, a manlet dad who loves cheeseburgers, an autistic kid who loves bed, and a somewhat normal kid, but grew out an ugly greasy mullet.

Sentence example: Oh lord that looks like a Haggett Household if I've ever seen one.

Household High

any common household substance you can sniff to get high. e.g. wite-out, markers, glue, etc.

Dude, I got the best Household High last night!!! First I sniffed Wite-Out, then some Elmer's Glue, then to top it off I put on some trippin music and pulled out the Sharpies!

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household name

When a band becomes popular enough that a large group of people recognizes it's name. You shouldn't have to explain who this band is when talking to a friend.

Friend 1: Hey, ever heard of Green Day?
Friend 2: Of course, their a household name.

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Bennett household

A household/family which is dominated by a disproportionate ratio of females to males. Based on Austen's Pride and Prejudice, in which the Bennett family comprises the father, the mother, and four daughters.

Jenny: My dad's such a controlling dick!
Xander: Tschh, put him in his place - remind him it's a Bennett household.

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Ingredient household

A household that has no ready to eat food/snacks.
In order to have something to eat you have to cook/prepare it.
Also: most of the ingredients are random and don’t go together.
EXAMPLE:

*Ingredient household*
—> pickles, Nutella, mustard, crackers
*regular household*
Leftovers, frozen pizza, yogurt, chips, sandwich stuff

Growing up in an ingredient household, I always had the most random meals.

Household High

When one engages in using random substances in home or easily shop lifted items to get insanely blitzed when short on cash

After eating a box of coriciden, air duster hits and smoking rollies, Jeff was insanely household high

Guy 1: "Shit I'm short on cash too, fuck it let's pair up and lift some shit from wegmans for a household high"
Guy 2: "I'm with it man, I love seeing colors and blocks for 5 seconds, damn my chest hurts"

Household Chores

Torture for a little kid like you

My mom turned off Fortnite because she said for me to do my Household Chores

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