Friend: How do I live?
Me: It's easy. Just don't die.
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basically when you get feels and you can't finish a sentance
person: Dan and Phil are in our city.
Me: hOW DO I EVEn
how are you alive if you don't know how to breathe?
someone: how do I breathe?
someone else: just breathe
rhetorical question,asked after one has failed terribly
guy 1: dude,let's go watch the new Twilight movie!
guy 2: (shaking head) how do you feel??
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An expression of envy at someone else's fortune.
Julie: I just got a check in the mail for $45 from some class action lawsuit I didn't even know I was part of.
Andrea: How do you rate?!
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(Noun) a prudish way of saying penis, used by Dr. Elliot Reid due to her aversion to using proper terms for genitalia.
Never let a man put his dirty how-do-you-do into your bajingo!
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