How You Like Me Now

How You Like Me Now.

This is fast becoming a ‘well known’ phrase used by impressionable young men throughout England, particularly Leicester.

It is used to show you have gone one better than a friend / or when you have done something that requires recognition from you peers

(jim) "Hey Andre.. I just nailed your missus!"
(andre)"You what!!!"
(jim) "and she said i was better than you..HOW YOU LIKE NOW!"

or in its second form

(andre) "everyone.. I'm finishing early on friday to go down the boozer.... HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW!

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how much you like?

a southern phrase that when translated literally it means "how much longer do you have", "how much longer do you think", or just "how much longer?" This a usually a question of time.

Dad: How much you like on them dishes boy?
Son: Bout done pop!

Woman: Honey, I know you're excited to leave for the bluegrass festival but I HAVE to finish this laundry!!
Man: Well, how much you like?
Woman: About 20 more minutes

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How do you like them apples?

Something you say to someone when you have completely owned them

Gordon: Man, I just lost that crash bandicoot racing game to you AGAIN!
Sam: That's right! How do you like THEM apples?!

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Do you like how I walk?

Do you like how I talk?

Do you like how I walk?
Do you like how I talk?
Do you like how my face
Disintegrates into chalk?

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How Do You Like Your Eggs?

A game involving ten guys. Five a side, you stand about three metres from each other, and using some kind of object (A shoe or ball works well) you throw it at the opposition team, aiming at the testicles. If the object strikes you anywhere and you flinch, you lose a piece of clothing. If the object hits your balls and you DON'T flinch, you get to put a piece of clothing back on. Once you're naked, you're out; last man with clothes on wins for his team.

We were bored last night, so we played How Do You Like Your Eggs?

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How do you like your eggs in the morning?

An efficient pick up line to filter out Millennials

Hey sweet cheeks, how do you like your eggs in the morning?

Fuck you asshole, I'm vegan

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how do you like your eggs in the morning?

the best pick up line that one could use; pairs especially well with a black beret, will get you the girl

hi i’m date mike. pleased to meet me. how do you like your eggs in the morning?

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