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This is a question that an employee will ask a manager to switch subjects and to fuck around.
KV: How is it going
Maddox: Good
Kv: Awesome Possum
Maddox: How many possums?
a phrase popularly used in the hit-sensation Super Smash Bros. Brawl. The phrase basically means "Excuse me...would you be ever so kind as to suck a dick and get out of my shit?". How many bitches also is commonly used as a anger emotionally charged statement to mean "how many of you mother fuckers think you own this shit?". Adding in the word "fucking" gives it a little more pizazz to express you are truly serious.
"Get the fuck off my shit" "HOW MANY BITCHES"
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how much money something costs.
girl: Will you buy this for me?
guy: How many dimes?
How long something will take or be in 365 days.
How many years will you be at the army?
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A measure of how drunk one needs to be before having sex with a person. Also used to define how attractive said person is. Usually used in a bar or club by males. The higher the number of jugs, the more drunk one needs to become, hence the less attractive the person is.
Kyle: See that chick over there, how many jugs?
Tim: Not really my type but... 2.
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It's a British sort of joke phrase such that when asked the reply or answer is:
Bean, bean, bean and a half, half a bean and a bean.
My father used to ask me this when I was young and it was told to me as,
"Two beans, a bean and a half, half a bean and a bean."
After looking at various sources trying to figure out why anyone started saying this at all, I came across many versions. They all seem to contain most of the following parts in some arrangement: two beans, a bean, bean and a half and half a bean. I decided on this version because if listen you can hear the rhythm like a poem.
"Bean, bean, bean and a half, half a bean and a bean."
Oddly about 1 in 5 of the answers didn't actually add up to 5 beans.
The father turned to his little boy and asked, "How many beans make 5?" To which his son replied with great enthusiasm,
"Bean, bean, bean and a half, half a bean and a bean!"
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The estimated value of one's daughter, often before being sent off to marriage.
Father: How many goats are YOU worth?
Daughter: ...Well, maybe, 3 goats... and perhaps a sheep or cow?
Father: What is this, prostitution?!? I will take no less than 13 goats, 2 cows, and a sheep! Do you understand? Find a rich man who will comply.
Daughter: ...Oh, oh-ohk...
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