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A person with a rather eclectic variety of interests, ranging from moaning, (good) jews, krispie cremes, and getting daily boob jobs.
also likes rather archaic and bizarre words such as "scads"
Tendency to flirt with older gentlemen (according to fb)
"I saw a Huber living in a van down by the river"
"Huber gave me swine flu"
The combination of a hooker and lube, a Huber is a person that is like a slut but very, very obvious about it; this is often used as a term of endearment between friends.
"Hey Huber! Great to see you again!"
A guy who knows literally nothing about anything and loves to hate on stuff you know about. Even something as common as Aqua Teen Hunger Force raises his eyebrows and evokes a comment about how I waste my time.
Normal Person: "Hey did you guys see the Family Guy Blue Harvest, Star Wars episode? It was great!!"
Huber: "Whats Family Guy? You guys are nerds. Stop wasting your time with crap and be more like me. Fairport rules!!"
A "Huber" is someone who is notorious for being a tattle tale.
"What the Hell? Bob is such a friggin' Huber. I can't believe he ratted us out."
Three fingers in your asshole? That's huber gay.
Soup kitchens are huber gay.
To dangle precariously on the edge of a couch or table while having your partner place your testicles in their mouth and holding on tight while you jump across the room. Can result in extreme pleasure or a torn sac, perhaps both.
Womp had his new girl Oprah give him the Huber Hanglider while dangling on Becky's new ottoman.
Waking up Looking extremely beat and exhausted. Wake up wearing different clothes than the ones you slept in. No energy to move body. Smell like Raging Hot Chicken, weed, fruit roll-ups, and ton dog
Mom and Dad: Bitch you look beat as fuck
Me: sorry just having a Huber morning