Old fossil who was "first" to photograph and sell pictures of naked women in a pseudo-intellectual magazine. If he hadn't thought of it, someone else would've.
Someone please stop yellow-toothed old Hefner from doing any more commercials for Carl's Jr.
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a GREAT AMERICAN HERO invented the first mens magazine playboy. also led the sexual revolution against conservative asswipes and feminist fucktards. he died a hero and is currently in heaven fucking sexy women including marilon Monroe.
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Hugh ppl usually think youre a fucking clown low life cunt.
Hugh Hefner: Damn bitch uz ugly 🤡
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The act of squishing up your lips and barely touching the kiss recipients lips in fear of where those lips have been. Like Hugh Hefner does when he kisses the bunnies.
She gave me a Hugh Hefner kiss, my breath must be bad.
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