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When a female is so good looking you wanna f#@k (smash) her so hard that only hulk can smash it that hard.
Also she can have a "hulk smash body"
Use as you would bad bitch
Same basic meaning
See bad bitch
Man 1: Damn shes fine
Man 2: yeah I wanna hit it hard, what a bad bitch!
Man 1: yeah Definitly a Hulk Smash, right there!
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To smash the table with a fist while playing beer pong knocking over several cups, usually the persons own cups.
Guy 1: Did you see Bryan hulk smash the table last night? He knocked over 5 of his own cups.
Guy 2: Yeah I did, that doesn't seem like a good strategy.
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The act of slamming both fists (hammer fist style) down on a woman's ass cheeks as you climax while having sex doggy style.
Dude, I totally Hulk Smashed Julie last night!
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A very large bowel movement left in the toliet for everyone to see.
"Oh man! I dropped the biggest hulk smash ever, go check it out."
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Opening the door and thrashing your arms about yelling at random woman walking in a hotel
Cole Hutto did that in Texas.
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Usually, when you think of hulk smash, you think of innocent, smashing cars and such, BUT, this type,
is fucking HARD.
or like, fucking something up, BADLY.
but usually sexually *wink*
"Damn, I hulk smashed dat to pieces, and da pieces were so dead, almost as dead as Miley Cyrus's virginity."
"HULK SMASSHH!!! HULK FUCK YOUR MOMMM!!!!"
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The Hulk Smash is an epic sexual maneuver. When a man is having sex (or getting head, but it works much better when having sex, as it's easier to conceal the green paint), he stops, pulls out, and dips his dick in a can of green paint. He then goes over to the head of the bed and bellows, "HULK SMASH" while cock-slapping the girl, from left to right, across her face. He then yells, "HULK SMASH" a second time, cock-smacking her on the backswing. He then yells, "HULK SMASH" a third and final time, knocking the lamp off of the night table. He gets five bonus points for breaking her jaw, and wins if he breaks her neck.
Note: There is an optional beginning to the Hulk Smash, where when the man gets his erection, he may say, "Bruce Banner's getting angry!!!". However, this beginning is only recommended for experienced Hulk Smashers.
Norm was undefeated because no one ever survived his Hulk Smashes.
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