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Humility

Humility \hu-mil-ity\

1) The art or state of being humbled.

2) To study 30 years to show your-self approved, when at the end of 30 years finding your-self knowledgeable with information to answer most of the questions that no one is looking for the answers to.

3) To offer your services to others for free, and have them turn and walk away.

4) To spend a life gaining the whole world, and at the end, giving everything gained to someone who didn’t work for it, and will most likely throw it all away.

5) To try to live a life of integrity, only to have it stolen from you in the end. And that, by someone who doesn’t have integrity.

6) To find out that the definition of humility probably came from the root word “futility.”

To find out that the definition of humility probably came from the root word “futility.”

by Confused by life February 3, 2010

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Humility

Being awesome at something and then telling people you are not awesome at it.

That awesome guy showed a lot of humility by saying he wasn't that awesome.

by someonesmarterthanyou April 27, 2010

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humility

Will ur wrong

Timeout, he doesn't know what humility is

by truerthanu March 22, 2015

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Humility

Knowing when you are wrong

I should not have slept with that old bag Camilla..........it was quite WRONG!

by Elizabeth Regina (mum) July 16, 2003

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False Humility

A Greek Orthodox laity who shows his false humility to the clergy and laity just to gain attention.......as well as an attempt to control people's thoughts.

Come on Michael stop pretending with your false humility and piss off once and for all!!!

by Romiosini September 5, 2022


COMPETITIVE HUMILITY

The particular brand of humility practiced by the faithful in an attempt to prove themselves more pious than anyone else.

John was always playing the competitive humility game. He always had to one up how humble someone else pretended to be.

by Mars28 December 25, 2014


habitat for humility

What church sould be, but often isn't.

We need money for a bigger church. We want to have stained glass windows shipped in from Italy. The more parishioners... the more money.

by Vinny March 2, 2005

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