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Its when you limp to the side like your leg was broken shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'. No two people will do it the same. You got it down when ya appear to be in pain Humpin', funkin', jumpin', jig around, shakin' ya rump.
Yo step off, I'm doin my hump.
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Noun. A low-grade bordello; a cheap whorehouse.
"Within two years of first kissing the crack pipe, Carla went from a high-priced call girl to a Times Square humpty dump before peddling her ass out on the street. Now, she dead."
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A cautionary yet optimistic nickname for the 45th President of the United States.
Humpty Trumpty sat on his wall, Humpty Trumpty had a big fall.
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A man keeps humping his dates today he gets them all Jeezy and runs around with his underwear off
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A really fat child or grown man that looks like either egg shaped or like a ball
Look at Humpty dumpty
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When your upset with your girlfriend and you want to unwind you roll yourself up backwards with your feet behind your ears and shoot a load onto your face.
You can also say hurtful things to yourself like “if you won’t take it then I will!”
Person 1: dude my girlfriend is going to leave me
Person 2: fuck man, you wanna talk about it?
Person 1: She keeps catching me shooting fat loads onto my face, calling me humpty cumpty and then storming off.
Person 2: .....
After humping a chick you dump her as fast as possible.
See "one-nighter"
"I hooked up with this chick and gave her the humpty dumpty."
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