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An online phrase used to express 'filthy' or 'dirty' laughter.
As far as I am currently aware, this phrase is only of use in the olde English towne of Southampton. E.
"Hurk hurk hurk I can't believe you just said that! Hurk hurk MEATDRAPES!!"
"I want to touch pigeon boy."
"hurk hurk hurk!!"
"im doing things."
"HURK HURK HURK!"
-basically anything that could be taken in a dirty way-
"HURKHURKHURK!!!"
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Nobody knows exactly what Hurk is; all we know about Hurk is that it is a game many would rather play instead of going to work.
"I'd rather play tennis than go to the dentist,
I'd rather play soccer than go to the doctor,
I'd rather play Hurk than go to work."
"Hurk? Hurk? What's Hurk?"
"I don't know, but it must be better than work."
-Shel Silverstein
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The act of doing, or partisipating in an event or activity, in which you have to participate to discover what it is, instead of asking before hand.
Hey babe, want to go hurking this weekend?
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Enormous, heavy, imposing. Often used for exaggerated or comic effect, especially when added to another indicator of size (e.g., "big hurking" or "huge hurking"). Compare: huge, beefy. Likely a Pacific Northwest regionalism (see examples, the first 5 of which come from authors who report their location as Washington State). Anecdotally, the word has been in regional use in this sense since at least the 1990s.
"the path to the boat is blocked by a hurking snow plow blade and mount" (Rob Phillips, "Months away from fishing is starting to take its toll," Yakima Herald-Republic, Jan. 11, 2022)
"I saw a father teaching his daughter how to roller skate – with these huge hurking skates that just really didn’t do much more than make noise" (Tom Roush Blog, "Plastic skates and Daddy’s arms", July 29, 2010)
"the Titan isn't up to that huge hurking Ram 2500 diesel's fuel mileage" (user Steamguy on TitanTalk user forum, Jan. 7, 2005)
"a big hurking battery... fell into disrepair when I couldn't pay my mortgage" (Tim Trimbath, author of "Dream. Invest. Live.," blog post dated July 22, 2014)
"a big hurking bowl noodle. The only time I’ve ever seen anything this size before when not a fresh udon bowl was the Nissin Souper Meals." (Hans Lienesch, The Ramen Rater blog, review of Paldo King Cup Kimchi Pot Stew Instant Noodle, Jan. 30, 2011)
"It's a big hurking sandwich, yea with fries on it" (TripAdvisor review of restaurant in Lutz, Florida)
To suck a dick. Originates from the sound made during a blowjob.
"It smelled bad but I just hurked away and got the job done."
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The two words one grunts to signal his or her death. Introduced by Church of Red Vs. Blue, this expression is also used by Tex, some religious nut, and some guy named Captain Flowers in a past timeline.
Tucker: "Church! Talk to me! It's going to be OK man!"
Church: "Tucker...I'm not gonna make it...Tucker, there's something I need to tell you."
Tucker: "What is it?"
Church: "I just want you to know...I always hated you...I always hated you the most."
Tucker: "...Yeah. I know you did. Now hurry up and die, you prick."
Church: "OK...HURK! bleh."
When you deep throat a cock so hard you puke and then use it as lube
Chris gave mike a Sloppy Hurk for his birthday
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