Husband

1. A man that you love (unless you want a divorce)
2. Usually the father of the kids or an amazing step father

3.somebody you want to have sex with (unless you want to divorce or is crap in bed )
4.someone who is probably scared of you.
5. Someone you love to annoy
6. Someone who will love you even if your in a bad mood or don't have makeup on.

7.someone you would die for .

I love my husband he cares for me even if I'm being a turd

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Husband

A leader to his wife and warrior for his family. He exudes strength. Honor will have meaning. He will protect his wife and family from harm, he confirms his bond to her with tokens and gifts to show all he knows that he is serious about the woman that he has selected. He will profess his love for her with a commitment. He will provide food, shelter and safety. A husband will protect you at all cost. He will share his dreams and fears with his wife to bond. He will easily love her and desire a family with her. He's selfless with his partner and make tough choices for the good of his family. He will love his wife passionately and in return she will be all encompassing

With tears of joy she has taken a new husband.

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Husband

The five year old man you married a while back whom you take care of full time.

My husband is eating a halo in the kitchen in his underwear.

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husband

Security for gold diggers.
Superman to the right woman.

That gold digging bitch married me for my money.
I would gladly lay down my life for her.

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Husband

Meaning of 'My husband' , even though he is not her actual husband , telling people that 'he' is mine. Commonly used in a way of

1. Expressing their favorite entertainer , like Justin Bieber.
2. Calling your boyfriend a 'husband'

A : Oh my gwad, don't touch my husband.
B : Girl, he's not your husband he doesn't even even know you in actual life and he's not that good at singing
A : Omg, how dare you blame my husband. Get out of my way.

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Husband

The man who gets you coffee.

Get me coffee, says wife.
Yes, says Husband

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not-husband

Your male partner/life partner/significant other who you are not married to but eternally committed to and who you may or may not have a child with.

To be used in place of boyfriend, man friend, significant other, or partner.

"My not-husband got me the prettiest bouquet of flowers yesterday for my birthday." "I'm thinking about getting my not-husband concert tickets."

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