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Huxtable

A turd that is larger than usual.

I just dropped a Huxtable off at the pool.

I ate so much I have to give birth to some Huxtables.

Someone orphaned some Huxtables and didn't flush.

by Craig "The Greek" February 19, 2008

55๐Ÿ‘ 99๐Ÿ‘Ž


Huxtables

The act of taking a dump

I'll be right back, I gotta go drop off the Huxtables at the pool.

by Theo H. March 12, 2007

26๐Ÿ‘ 61๐Ÿ‘Ž


Huxtable

A Huxtable is the object of desire for anyone who is celebrating their Birthday. No matter their personality, ethnicity, or morality, a Huxtable will trump any other present. There is much debate over what a Huxtable actually is, but when acquired and given to someone celebrating their Birthday, it is a guaranteed success. Huxtables may not be given on any other day except for someone's birthday, and it can be given only to the birthday boy/girl. There are few instances of a Huxtable ever being given, but one such event has been documented below.

In his youth, Gehngis Khan received a Huxtable from his mother for his birthday. The Huxtable instantly gave strength to his weedy limbs, gave confidence and passion his his mortal heart, and gave him the resolve to conquer all of Asia. The Huxtable also benefited his mother, who gained the physique and allure of a woman half her age. She lived a long and prosperous life filled with orgies and excess as her son conquered Asia, clearly showing that a Huxtable is beneficial to all involved except for the other attendees of the party at which it is given. These guests all meet a similar fate, ejaculating with such force from the mere sight of the Huxtable that their discharge launches into their chins and snaps their necks. This occurrs regardless of gender.

by Retneug April 9, 2007

24๐Ÿ‘ 59๐Ÿ‘Ž


Huxtable

Black person; in reference to the Cosby show

Check out the Huxtable on the corner

by Pole Smoka October 20, 2006

10๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


Huxtable

1. Terrible.

2. Below sub-par.

3. Unimaginably mediocre.

4. A imaginative form of "huck."

"I've just listened to the new John Cale record, and I must say, it's rather huxtable."

by Magmeezie August 27, 2003

6๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rhys Huxtable

Very hot attractive male who is a top shagger and gets hella bitches. Has big pp

โ€˜โ€™ oh you know rhys Huxtable yeah he has a big slongโ€™โ€™

by Rhux December 17, 2019


Cliff Huxtable

The act of drugging a bi-racial family and having sex with their collective anii. (Anuses)

I Cliff Huxtabled my neighbors, and they didnt press charges.

by notfornothing14 December 14, 2014

17๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž