A type of DJ scratch that uses a hand to vibrate the vinyl by creating fluttering friction which makes the speed of the record jump slower very quickly.
You have to have sticky fingers to perform the hydroplane, otherwise it will just slow the record down.
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1. The uncontrolled movement of an automobile when the tires loose traction with the road and move on a low friction surface of water
2. A Combination Of Being Drunk & High. Which Results In
1. "AHHHH, Fuck I'm Hydroplaning !"
Keep Calm and try to control the car.
2. Mix the drank with the dank, Got me feeling great. I'm Hydroplaning ! - Big KRIT "Hydroplaning feat. Devin The Dude"
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Yall are lost...A Hydroplane is a boat that you race, I know because my Dad races one, and here soon I will be...stupid focks
I race a hydroplane
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Although quite a difficult and messy manuvure, the Hawiian Hydroplane involves a girl laying a diarreha onto a slip'n'slide, making sure to cover the whole slide, then proceeding to sit nude spread eagle on the end of the slide. Then the man, also nude, sprints a short distance and slides down the 'reha laiden slip'n'slide on his knees with an erection, positioning himself in a way to where his penis can enter the girls snatch upon collision at the end of the slide.
Dude, it was so hot outside yesterday and me and my girl were really horny so we decided to kill two birds with one stone with the Hawiian Hydroplane.
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When you have a semi-boner and you piss while closing your foreskin so it fills up.
Shit dawg i had to piss so badly after i fucked that slut yesterday i had to do a semi hydroplane to the toilet.
When you thrust so hard during intercourse your testicles accidentally slide all the way in to the orifice of your choice.
I'm going at it like a freaking Jackhammer on 43rd Street, and then all the sudden I have a case of testicular hydroplaning right into her ass
The first song on Cochise's EP "NO ONES NICE TO ME".
Have you listened to Cochise's new EP? The best song is Hydroplane by far.