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Hypochristianical

When someone lives their lives completely anti-Christian but proclaims to need prayer or support from God when it benefits them.

"She just posted about prayer, but her teen mom, out of wedlock, underage drinking, threatening to pound others ways make her hypochristianical."

by antilies April 18, 2012

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HypoChristians

Christians that are Christians on the surface but hypocrites underneath.

As soon as the Christian Minister found out his teenage daughter was pregnant he threw her out of the house! Another example of HypoChristians!

by I. M. Literal March 9, 2017


Hypochristian

basically, it's someone who claims to be a Christian but doesn't follow the teachings of Jesus. They often go to church on the Sabbath wearing dresses and suits and ties, play a prominent role in the congregation, are married and have children. They tend to vote exclusively Republican (but not always) and try to bully the local community to pass laws favorable to their point of view, try to force their point of view on EVERYBODY around them, try to establish a Christian Iran in America, and brag about how moral they are and how loyal the family is to them. They tend to be white racists, prejudiced against all those who are not like them. Women hypochristians often are soccer moms. To sum it up, a hypochristian is usually a neo con, a "conservative Christian", although some are also of the liberal persuasion, too.

Brad has a wife who he beats up to a pulp every week, and a 15-year-old male lover on the side. He also has raped his daughter and her school friend, as well as "done it" with his dog, Dexter. He has stolen money from church, tries to force his views on the community, considers what he don't like to be "liberal" or "communist" or "godless". He brags about his Christianity but often tells racist jokes at work. He is a hypochristian to the max.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 30, 2006

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Hypochristian

An off shoot of a hypocrite.Those snotty ass church going folks that always praise themselves as the ideal christian and try to force others into behaving more accordingly as they see it fit based on their own actions. The clencher is that when they get home they are they perfect flying examples of satan on earth. Most often they are very crude, disgusting, and perverted people.

"Harry is such a hypochristian. I know for a fact that he rapes his daughter, and he acts like he's a fucking saint."

by Ryan and Toby March 27, 2003

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Hypochristian

A person who proclaims christian values while acting in the opposite manner. A portmanteau of hypocrite and christian.

During the divorce, his outwardly fine, upstanding, church-going parents-in-law were nasty, underhanded and dishonest. This caused him to invent the word hypochristian to describe their behaviour.

by misterekz September 23, 2011

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Hypochristian

Someone who is always praising God but then stabs people in the back or goes against God any chance they get.

This guy goes to church every Sunday but on Monday he is drinking beer at the Horse track and chasing women, this makes him a hypochristian.

by glenn1907 June 30, 2006

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Hypochristian

A wayward christian. The word was first coined in 1976, by writer Curtiss deVedrine, and first published in his book "The Second Coming Of Age", first published in 2000.

Dick is a hypochristian because he dates married men.

by harley headus April 21, 2008

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