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(Australian) "I'm already doing that" or "Obviously, yeah"
At the bar with a friend
Mate: do you want to get a beer?
Me: well, I'm not here to fuck spiders!
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1. A statement of indifference to what is happening
2. A method of expressing ambivalence towards the current situation
3. A way to disavow knowledge of the cause of something
4. A way of blowing someone off
5. Most often used ironically, when you do actually know what is going on or why, but don't feel like explaining it
Man 1: Why is everyone throwing theirs socks at that clown?
Man 2: Don't ask me, I'm just here for the nachos.
Creepy guy in club: Hey baby, you wanna dance?
Woman: No thanks, I'm just here for the nachos.
(In a community chat room)
User 1: Why are those two airing their dirty laundry in a public forum?
User 2: No idea, I'm just here for the nachos.
Campus Security: You are all participating in an illegal demonstration. We have your names, and will be reporting you to your deans.
Student: Hey! Lay off, man! I'm just here for the nachos!
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A term people use as an excuse to act like a total douche.
It's also a huge cliche, usually used by talentless young women on reality TV shows.
"No, I don't care what they say or think. Screw them. And you know it's like cause I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to WIN... yeah, yeah..."
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the last words a sisters bf can speak before a sisters big bro whoops them upside the head, or gets there weapons.
sisters bf: I'm just here for my cardio
big bro: ok then get to stepping before you get whooped
sisters bf : runs to the car
"I'm Walking Here" originated from the game "VR Chat" when a YouTuber and Player named Jameskii walked on in a raid with players dressed as Penguins and screaming "I'm Walking Here!!"
*person walks in front of penguin*
Penguin: EYY I'M WALKING HERE!
Intellectual: No shut up
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An expression used to signify the upmost disregard to ones appearance, respectability and the general outward impression given in social gatherings. A lack of desire to impress. Also can refer to a lack of sobriety.
YOU: Hey, check out Fergie flossin' over by the bar. She is so glamorous!
ME: Fuck that bitch, I'm just here to shit my pants.
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An excuse Gord (played by Tom Green) says to a security guard when he enters a building.
See also Japan four, Freddy got fingered
Security Guard: Excuse me can I help you?
Gord: Uh... Yeah I'm here for the badger.
Security Guard: For the badger?
Gord: For the badger!
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