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I'm just trying to get my kids to Mars

Code for "I want to bang this whale."

"Dude, she's big boned"
"I know man. I'm just trying to get my kids to Mars"

by Khyzer September 18, 2019


Shh I'm Trying To Sleep

The act of trying to sleep when you are malcolomed

Shh I'm trying to sleep

by Shh Im Trying To Sleep May 30, 2018