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A way for a jackass to have a catchphrase so he can feel smarter than he actually is.
Jackass: Hey, how do you spell Britain?
Friend: I don't remember actually.
Guy: It's spelled B-r-i-t-a-i-n.
Jackass: I didn't ask you.
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A response given when an individual or group of people are talking about a recent past event that they attended that you weren't notified of/invited to.
A: "Hey BLG wasn't that party last night sick??"
B: "Hell ya man"
You: "Mmhhh.... must be nice! I didn't get a call!"
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A way of saying that a person is not insane. Origin: George W. Bush has insanely sent thousands of American troops to the Middle East on a pointless war.
(Man, in underwear, holds up bank. Several members of the SWAT team shouted that he put his gun down.)
Man (panicking): Don't shoot me. I didn't vote for Bush, man. I swear.
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When you have asked someone what something is and they respond by giving you more details of it, when only you wanted to know what it is.
Man1: Do you have a spare cigarette?
Man2: No, but smoking causes cancer and it smells and it's bad for others from second smoking and you will die.
Man1: I didn't ask for a sermon I asked for a cigarette.
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a categorical statement of fact to reconfirm an obvious fact.
the best line from the movie in bruges which can find everyday usage in a startling variety of contexts
"If I grew up on a farm, and was retarded, Bruges might impress me but I didn't, so it doesn't."
"If I grew up drinking VB, and was retarded, Carlton Draught might impress me, but I didn't, so it doesn't"
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A turd that refuses to go down the toilet no matter how many times you flush.
Man, I had another baby that I didn't want this morning and it is still in the crapper.
When you bring a killer to your friends by accident on a gen
Tim why the fuck did you bring the killer to me
I didn't mean de Mike