i have no life

You have no life.You should go buy one of fuckin Amazon.

Dude1 I have no life

Dude 2: Go talk to your mom about masterbating im sleeping Jesus fuck

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i need a life

something that you don't have right now because you typed this.
duh

1. i need a life.
2. then get one.
3. k, *jumps into a ? block and gets a life*

I hate this life

Nothing means anything anymore

I hate this life

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Do I have a life

No

Catherine: Do I have a life
Ashley: No

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I hate my life

What you say when you hate your life

Person 1: I hate my life
Person 2: Sad

I hate your life

When you hate so many aspects about one person, you can't pin your hatred on only one thing.

"God Ai-Lien you're such a Total bitch...I hate your life!

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i love my life

Used as an expression of happiness, accomplishment, laughter, etc. Basically any positive event/emotion.

For the negative effect, see "I hate my life"

Friend: ::tells joke that you find amusing::
you: I LOVE MY LIFE!

You: I totally half-assed that essay and got an A, I love my life!

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