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One of the most used lie for women when they buy something expensive that they dont need
husband: Where did you get that, thats so expensive
wife: i swear it was on sale honey!
Something someone says when they don’t believe in using Gods name as part of a curse word but they’re fine with using traditional cuss words for some strange reason
“Shut the hell up or I sWEar tO fUck I will shoot your family”
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What a 7 year old kid who just “learned” how to swear on the internet might yell at their parents/friends
Parent: No, your bed time is now, go to sleep
Kid: NO, You son of a shit, you mother bitcher, i swear to cum im NOT GOING TO BED
I swear to God if you don’t buy me maccys I’m not gonna be your friend
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The caption when you post a picture of something odd or wacky happening but are too unoriginal to come up with a proper title.
Yall i swear. (Picture of monkee eating fruit by the foot)
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Some shit some crazy york niggas say, swearing on the timbs is the absolute highest degree of swearing on something, even higher than yo mamas grave deadass b, the worst part is once you start saying this shit youll never stop even if you dont got no fuckin timbs youll still be swearing on em....
I swear on my Timbs nigga i stole your baby mama and the baby too, they mine now deadass b!
What you type into your web browser after you type in something sketchy into your web browser. You type it to make sure the FBI doesn't get you. I promise it was a joke.
I pulled a " It was a joke I swear to God".
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