IBM

The only company besides Apple that ever made a decent computer you could buy in a retail store. Now relegated to online sales due to the influx of cheaply made, cheaply priced machines in the retail sector.

I tried to buy an IBM at Best Buy, but the guy sold me an eMachines instead.

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IBM

Shorter name for "International Business Machines"

Computers that business's use

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IBM

Noun - stands for an Individual Butt Mission, which is when one of your boys goes off by himself to a girls house to get with her. Your friend does not go with anyone else and goes to the girls house for the sake of getting with the girl.

Yo see you later bro Im going to run an IBM

IBM

Instant Boner Marker.

The acronym is pretty self explanatory. To be used to describe a hot chick. If she is hot enough to be an IBM, you will get a boner instantly.

Damnn check her our, she's an IBM (Instant boner maker).

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IBM

IBM: Inches Below Minge. When describing how long a mini-/microskirt is - the number of inches below the minge, that the skirt stops.

1: Did you see that girl's skirt?!
2: No, what was the IBM?
1: Less than 1!
2: Shit, man! You get all the luck!

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IBM

International Business Machines, or In Barry's Mom

I'm gettin' IBM tonight!!!!!

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IBM

A company whose Global Services consultants are some of the most arrogant and poorly trained technologists in the history of the world.

We hired IBM Global Services and subsequently went bankrupt.

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