ice cream paint job

Lyrics in a song that white people love, but have no idea what it means.

You will never see an ice cream paint job on a Prius.

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Ice Cream Blow Job

While getting head, you ejaculate on your partner's face, chest, and in their mouth. Rumored to have originated in Fayetteville, Arkansas

Dawg! Dat bitch iz crazy! She just gave back to back ice cream blow jobs to DJ Squishmitten and Lewisville Slugga! Now she's all sticky.

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ice cream paint job

to ejaculate inside a woman's body; "cream on the inside, clean on the outside." reference: see "are the rims big/do they ride good" refering to a woman's breasts and sexual intercourse

I gave cathy an ice cream paint job and she thought I was wearing a rubber, now a baby daddy.

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Ice Cream Blow Job

1) The act of receiving oral sex and ejaculating on the giver's face and in their mouth (also on titties if they're available).

2) A song by Lewisville Slugga about receiving an ice cream blowjob.

1) How'd your date go? She gave me a ice cream blowjob! Nice.

2) That Ice Cream Blow Job song cracks me up!

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ice cream fuck job

When you put ice cream on a girl's ass and fuck her through the ice cream. Ice cream on her back side, cold on the inside.

"Yo man i took that sloptart home and she gave me one of those ice cream fuck jobs"

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Ice Cream Paint Job

Refers to a motor vehicle that features a creamy interior, while also possessing an exceptionally clean exterior. This is analogous to an ice cream cone in which the "cream" is contained within the interior of the cone while the outside remains clean. Hence, the "Ice Cream Paint Job".

My new car has such a rich, creamy interior, and the exterior is just so clean; all my friends say that I've got an ice cream paint job.

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Ice Cream Pants Job

To ejaculate into one's own pants so that the inside is creamy, but the outside is primarily clean except for what looks like some moisture. This can result from masturbating (without taking one's pants off), dry humping, or grinding, and usually results because of a case of premature ejaculation or simple carelessness.
(It's a spin-off of the term Ice Cream Paint Job)

Dude 1: God, I love grinding with Melissa.
Dude 2: I know. I got an ice cream pants job when I was grinding with her.
Dude 1: Dude! That's gross! You should go home and clean up!
Dude 2: Nah. You can't really see it. I think I'll just stay here.

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