Idle

A characteristic whereby someone is lazy and does nothing (or very little), often including the things they like to do. This is likely due to them not being bothered or finding it extremely hard to motivate themselves.

She was idle and rarely revised. However, her intelligence ensured that this fault went unnoticed in exam marks and instead she found herself gaining many compliments for her supposed diligence.

Idling

The constant slow stroking of the penis which enables it to stay erect for long periods of time without ejaculating.

Many Chat Roulette users sit in front of their computers idling.

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IDL

A really lousy computer programming language, commonly used for Remote Sensing. This language commonly pisses off everyone who is exposed to it.

Okay class, today we are going to learn IDL.

...everyone gets up and walks out.

...class? Class!?!? What, do I smell or something?

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IDL

acronym for "I DIE LAUGHING"
when something is freakishly funny you can't stop laughing

OMG! did you see his face?!? IDL!!!!!

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IDL

I Die Laughing / I Died Laughing

Used when something is just TOO funny, and it makes you die from laughing.

Ahaha, look at that guy dressed in sparkly pink! He looks so funny! IDL! XD

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Idle

Verb Comparison to a stationary car.

A member of the opposite sex, who keeps one in suspense about his/her feelings towards them. Either performed in a casual or sexual manor, which, essentially makes one feel like they actually have a chance.

Example 1: "She is so idle towards him."
Example 2: "Stop idling him if you don't even like him!"

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idl

Basically an extreme version of LMFAO.

I die laughing. I died laughing and came back to life

She was so drunk, she peed on a homeless man who LIKED IT!!! IDL!!!

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