Idling

The constant slow stroking of the penis which enables it to stay erect for long periods of time without ejaculating.

Many Chat Roulette users sit in front of their computers idling.

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IDL

A really lousy computer programming language, commonly used for Remote Sensing. This language commonly pisses off everyone who is exposed to it.

Okay class, today we are going to learn IDL.

...everyone gets up and walks out.

...class? Class!?!? What, do I smell or something?

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IDL

acronym for "I DIE LAUGHING"
when something is freakishly funny you can't stop laughing

OMG! did you see his face?!? IDL!!!!!

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IDL

I Die Laughing / I Died Laughing

Used when something is just TOO funny, and it makes you die from laughing.

Ahaha, look at that guy dressed in sparkly pink! He looks so funny! IDL! XD

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Idle

Verb Comparison to a stationary car.

A member of the opposite sex, who keeps one in suspense about his/her feelings towards them. Either performed in a casual or sexual manor, which, essentially makes one feel like they actually have a chance.

Example 1: "She is so idle towards him."
Example 2: "Stop idling him if you don't even like him!"

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idl

Basically an extreme version of LMFAO.

I die laughing. I died laughing and came back to life

She was so drunk, she peed on a homeless man who LIKED IT!!! IDL!!!

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idl

Stands for "I Didn't Laugh".

Annoying Girl: I saw the ugliest girl at the mall!! I laughed so hard!

Girl: IDL

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