Someone who has long/high hair. Goes through hat phase. Acts like a hot shot around the 7th grade girls.
You are a Iguana
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A racial slur for someone who is not white or black. Generally used for Middle Easterners, Asian Indians, or hispanics. Rarely used for Southeast Asians.
"Every time I call AOL, I speak to an iguana who I can't understand."
"What's with all these iguanas crossing the border from Mexico?"
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Definition 1: Reptile commonly found in the Mexico and South America region, more or less.
Definition 2: When someone has skin sagging from their throat (commonly called a "saggy throat") like the way iguanas do.
Definition 3: When somebody is thicc, like the way iguanas are thick because they store fat and have thickness to their saggy throats. (See Definition 2) When using this definition say "iguana-like" so you don't sound weird when you say it. (Because you don't want people thinking you have autism, do you now?)
Def 4: Use when you see someone do something radical or cool or something like that. When you use this form of the noun "Iguana", say "iguana-like", like the way it is said in Definition 3.
Def 1: Today I saw an Iguana at Petco.
Def 2: Whoa! That dude over there has quite the iguana on his neck.
Def 3: (Speaker 1): On a scale of 1-10, how iguana -like is that girl over there in your opinion? (Speaker 2): I would definitely give her a 10, dude.
Def 4: That Call of Duty clip was totally iguana-like, dude.
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The Iguana Cafe (People's Republic of Iguanaland) was a teeny-tiny San Fernando Valley hole-in-the-wall fuckin' MIRACLE of a cranium-shop, sammich/muffin/bookstore/haven/nest for poets and preachers, anarchists and music-makers, shy beautiful outcasts and outlandish acts of right-on wordsmithery. Much-loved, deeply-mourned (closed down in the 90's)---The Iguana gave birth to some famously infamous famous folk. But the no-names were the real reason everyone dug it. The bathroom doubled as a loverly acid-trip Green Room. Proprietor Tom was the grooviest elf-god EVER. It was a Zen koan in a state of constant rebirth.
"Get your shit together and let's go to the Iguana...I have some new goodies I wanna read at open-mike tonight!"
"Where the hell have you been, Rainbow? That place is, like, totally SHUT DOWN. It's gone."
"OMG. Are you serious? Oh WOW...you don't even know how bummed I am right now. That confirms it---there IS no God. Where the fuck is my pipe?"
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them iguanas are standing out on the street in the sun
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